“I do say Madam, you seem to be missing your upper.”

“Well, that I may, but at least I’m not missing my lower as you appear to be.”

“My lower has gone missing? Completely? You don’t say. I suppose you’ll tell me next that I don’t have a head either.”

“It’s certainly possible.”

“My word.”

“Say, do you think that with your upper, and my lower, we might be able to make a whole?”

“I’m afraid not, we’re not cut in the same places.”

“That’s a shame, but I suppose that even if our parts matched, we’d still be short a head.”

“Well, I don’t see why that matters…”